Match.com: Pics That are Just Wrong!

My sister sends me whackadoodle profile pictures all the time. They're always good for a laugh. And we laugh and laugh, and shake our head and wonder ... what the hell were they thinking. So I figured I'd start a series within this blog to show you the best of the worst that she sends me. Sound good? Hell yeah! Here we go!

Here's the first best of the worst for the week.

How many times have I said it? You have maybe 4 seconds on Match.com to impress someone. This picture took 2 seconds for my sister to look at it, get grossed out, laugh her ass off, and then text it to me.

And no, she wasn't grossed out by the tats. This is what she wrote:

"Ewwww!!!! BUTT CRACK!!!! Gross!!!"

That was a direct quote from her. I laughed my own butt crack off when I got that! But you know what the song says, "It's all about the bass, about the bass ... no butt crack!!"

Okay. Here's the last best of the worst for the week.

This is what she wrote me in the text: "WTF!!!! I guess I'm a cold hearted bitch!! Lmao"

What's wrong with the pic?? Um, ok, did you read the caption?!? The dude was in the hospital helping his mom (check out the wheelchair behind his right arm) so he figured that was the best time to jump into the hospital room bathroom and snap a selfie for his Match.com profile??? What the f***?!? That is just wrong on so many levels I can't even begin count! But hey, I give him props for putting a caption on the picture. And then I take away the props for spelling "hospital" wrong.

You gotta think like a woman!!! Look at your profile pictures, my peeps, and get rid of the bad and replace them with something good ... or at least something appropriate! And then have someone else look at them, too, and ask them what they think. I guarantee someone else would've said something to these poor schmucks (Ewwww!! BUTT CRACK!!!) and they would've taken down the pics. But if that happened ... we wouldn't have anything to laugh at. Would we?!?

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